imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
nah but let’s be honest,drunk ravenclaw students coming up with shitty yet hilarious jokes and puns in response to the riddles,the knocker sighing very loudly but alright, 'i know you're a ravenclaw anyway phillips come on','there's asprin in the common room','parker was talking about how she's still got some hangover medicine earlier you should talk to her later','and that was a pretty good pun i'll give you that much'., house pride,
had to copy walkonthrougharedparade's tags because YES